We’ve all been tweeted OLLG Twititions to sign made by “Twitter friends”, fansites, and random people who randomly found your account. The reality of the matter though is that they don’t work. Justin gets thousands of tweets every minute, and you therefore have a very slim chance of him seeing your Twititions – give it up. On top of that, if you think about it, it makes no difference whether you have 5 signatures, 500 signatures, or 5,000 signatures. At the end of the day, you still have the same small percentage for him to see it.
In case you don’t know this, OLLG’s have connections. They’ve gotten to be One Less Lonely Girl somehow, someway, and it was decided before the show. They’re not picked because they had a convincing Twitition.
If anything, making a ridiculous Twitition would be more successful. Let’s face it, as much as Bieber fans might want to congregate as “Beliebers” together, not many fans genuinely want to see someone else be OLLG. So how about instead of saying in your Twititions “Justin, I love you so much and would love the chance to be One Less Lonely Girl on stage on August 1st in Nova Scotia,” you make a Twitition that says “Justin, you’re so hot, take off your shirt and pour water all over yourself August 1st in Nova Scotia. WERK IT JB.” Either way, he’s probably not going to see it. People might want to sign a Twititon like that more anyway. Just saying.