Stephanie Damen: basket case?

15 Jun

So we at Bieber Heiress decided to devirginize our blog with none other than Stephanie Taylor Damen. Why, you ask? Because she never stops complaining. How many times has she threatened to give up on Justin? Too many to count. She says that she’s cyberbullied (which we would never demean, we consider that serious business), yet we do recall many times throughout the past few months where she would harass people who disagreed with her, and would send all her ‘friends’ and followers to harass that person. Tsk, tsk. Can’t fight your own battles Stephanie? Look at the picture below. She continues to threaten to give up on Justin, yet it’s just for attention, it’s just for sympathy, and for all we know, it’s just for Justin to pity her.

Look at how she said she couldn’t respond to all her @replies because she was getting so many. That was a lie. Dearest Stephanie, did you forget that ANYONE can check your @replies? She wasn’t being bombarded with people complimenting her, she just wanted to compliment herself.

ON TOP OF THAT, she says that she needs Scooter Braun to help her with her little situation, but his ‘first girlfriend’ was in the way. We’re really sorry Stephanie (we’re just saying that), but Scooter doesn’t want you. Yes, he humors you because he appreciates how you help Justin, but don’t get it twisted Missy. He doesn’t like you. He doesn’t want you. He never will. Carin is gorgeous, and we’re sure she isn’t a basket case like you clearly are. (Sometimes we wonder if your elevator goes all the way to the top). Don’t say stuff like ‘first girlfriend is in the way’ because it looks like you’re wishing ill will on their relationship.

So we have two realities for Steph:
1. We find your ‘pity me’ tweets ridiculous,
2. Scooter doesn’t want to talk to you constantly. He has a career and a life. Stop hating on his girlfriend, even as a joke.
Remember, there’s always truth in jest.



7 Responses to “Stephanie Damen: basket case?”

  1. clara jean guess June 16, 2010 at 1:20 am #

    i love da site!!!

  2. Tiana June 16, 2010 at 3:35 am #

    You guys are goood . :O
    Except with the Jessica thing ..
    How come the DMs were Justin’s OLD OLD picture ?
    and I saw the picture Jess put up about her DM convo ..
    It was the my world 2.0 picture not first one …
    So it looks like YOU guys made the DMs she
    sent to him about club rush ….. ?

    • bieberheiress June 16, 2010 at 5:05 am #

      Nope, this so called party was in Feb. That’s why it’s his old picture. 🙂

    • lola July 2, 2010 at 5:44 pm #

      About the Jessica thing, if you paid attention it wasnt club rush she was talking about. Jessica claimed that justin had a PARTY & either way justin has been to the bahamas once before not just recently, just sayin.

  3. legitbeliebers June 19, 2010 at 4:42 am #

    Y’all should do one on Sydney Dalton >:D Lol (:

  4. chloe June 20, 2010 at 7:34 pm #

    you should do one on parisellis & faycakes. parisellis and maddie_giles were bragging that they went to justin beiebr’s birthday, getting some random pic of a bedroom with plasma tv’s saying it was the room they all slept in. funny enough, they live in london. justin’s party was in LA. and onyl 2 hours before was paris tweeting about to pop to some shops in london. hmm, isn’t the flight from london to LA a little bit longer than that?

    maddie_giles also used to brag incessantly about ‘having justin’s phone number, she bragged that she knew him hence her 8,215 followers. they also used to show off that they skyped all the brazilian teen celebrities like eduardo surita & matheus donadio ALL the time.

    faycakes is the one that annoys me most. she claimed she had justin’s ichat and she told practically every belieber, hence the almost 10,000 followers again. now she thinks she’s some famous singer, referring to her followers as ‘fans’ and what really knocked me off edge was the time she tweeted ‘i couldn’t continue singing without all my fans. you guys are the best.’ uhm, hello? news check? you live in LONDON love, not fuck*ng Los Angeles!

    She’s incredibly obnoxious, encouraging her ‘fans’ to tweet #happybdayfaycakes just to get more attention. i think the right word suited preferrably would be ‘using’ her ‘fans’ just so a certain guy with the initials JB would see it.

    let’s be honest, have you seen ANYONE who’s not famous try and get #happybday with their name a TT. it’s not like one of her ‘fans’ started the TT, she came up with the idea herself. hmmm, a little too full of herself i’m thinking?

    what’s even more annoying about faycakes, as if you’re not made of fan material enough for her at this moment in time, is the fact that she’s ALWAYS tweeting her songs. telling people to listen to it, her voice isn’t beautiful. your approval can be satisfied here:

    and if i was you, i wouldn’t wanna hear the rest of it. well i’ve said all i’ve wanted to say, just wanted to get that off my chest for a bit. sorry for the long comment!

    love your blog! xoxo

    P.S now you’re the type of person who deserves them so called ‘fans’.

  5. swaglikebieber August 12, 2010 at 9:00 am #

    she sounds like a bitch

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