So we at Bieber Heiress decided to devirginize our blog with none other than Stephanie Taylor Damen. Why, you ask? Because she never stops complaining. How many times has she threatened to give up on Justin? Too many to count. She says that she’s cyberbullied (which we would never demean, we consider that serious business), yet we do recall many times throughout the past few months where she would harass people who disagreed with her, and would send all her ‘friends’ and followers to harass that person. Tsk, tsk. Can’t fight your own battles Stephanie? Look at the picture below. She continues to threaten to give up on Justin, yet it’s just for attention, it’s just for sympathy, and for all we know, it’s just for Justin to pity her.
Look at how she said she couldn’t respond to all her @replies because she was getting so many. That was a lie. Dearest Stephanie, did you forget that ANYONE can check your @replies? She wasn’t being bombarded with people complimenting her, she just wanted to compliment herself.
ON TOP OF THAT, she says that she needs Scooter Braun to help her with her little situation, but his ‘first girlfriend’ was in the way. We’re really sorry Stephanie (we’re just saying that), but Scooter doesn’t want you. Yes, he humors you because he appreciates how you help Justin, but don’t get it twisted Missy. He doesn’t like you. He doesn’t want you. He never will. Carin is gorgeous, and we’re sure she isn’t a basket case like you clearly are. (Sometimes we wonder if your elevator goes all the way to the top). Don’t say stuff like ‘first girlfriend is in the way’ because it looks like you’re wishing ill will on their relationship.
So we have two realities for Steph:
1. We find your ‘pity me’ tweets ridiculous,
2. Scooter doesn’t want to talk to you constantly. He has a career and a life. Stop hating on his girlfriend, even as a joke.
Remember, there’s always truth in jest.