Sara Balyeat, an aspiring Playboy Bunny, is probably one of the shadiest characters on Twitter. Just months ago she had a Twitter account, @BeliebersUnited, that was solely dedicated to Justin…until she made her way to Ryan Butler, that is. Once Ryan started giving her the time of day, and the two starting talking, Sara randomly converted her fan Twitter to her personal account so that she’d have a lot of followers. For a while, it did seem like she was using Ryan for Justin. Let’s face it: she was clearly a fan that ran a very successful fan site, and she has even met Justin before. When we found out that she had been videochatting with Justin and Ryan a couple times, we thought she was trying to get in good with him, since she does “sing” and all. Word on the streets is that she even flashed Justin on iChat…for what reason, we don’t know. A sexually frustrated impulse, possibly? She probably wanted to iBone him. She’s lucky that it was only webcam to webcam contact, if not, she could have a lawsuit on her hands.
Anyways, soon it became clear that she really was obsessed with just Ryan, considering she had him go along with her “joke” that she was driving to Ontario all the way from Minnesota to hang out with him for one day. Talk about crazy. She’s said that she loves him, would date him, and seems to be his Puma, which is basically a younger Cougar. She clearly has relationship issues and problems with emotional attachment…that’s the only legitimate reason we see why she would want to hang out with a guy multiple years younger than her so badly. She says she doesn’t get jealous that he hangs out with other girls, but we think she does! We bet she has the urge to take a nice long Puma piss around Ryan to mark him as her territory. Too bad that’s not happening. Sara needs to chill out and leave him alone. He’s 15, he’s going to make friends besides her, date girls his age, and enjoy being a teenager. It’s crazy for her to think that they can have any sort of legitimate relationship.
We think Sara just needs to focus on becoming a Playboy Bunny like she wants to. She takes the classiest pictures!
Looks like Sara has a pretty good start to us! We think Hugh Hefner would like her! If not, she could always become a stripper…and if worst comes to worst, maybe a prostitute? We hear sleezy Minnesota guys tip generously, especially on Tuesday nights. After all, when you’re Sara Balyeat, you undress to impress.