Sara Balyeat: Playboy Bunny.

16 Jun

Sara Balyeat, an aspiring Playboy Bunny, is probably one of the shadiest characters on Twitter. Just months ago she had a Twitter account, @BeliebersUnited, that was solely dedicated to Justin…until she made her way to Ryan Butler, that is. Once Ryan started giving her the time of day, and the two starting talking, Sara randomly converted her fan Twitter to her personal account so that she’d have a lot of followers. For a while, it did seem like she was using Ryan for Justin. Let’s face it: she was clearly a fan that ran a very successful fan site, and she has even met Justin before. When we found out that she had been videochatting with Justin and Ryan a couple times, we thought she was trying to get in good with him, since she does “sing” and all.  Word on the streets is that she even flashed Justin on iChat…for what reason, we don’t know. A sexually frustrated impulse, possibly? She probably wanted to iBone him. She’s lucky that it was only webcam to webcam contact, if not, she could have a lawsuit on her hands.

Anyways, soon it became clear that she really was obsessed with just Ryan, considering she had him go along with her “joke” that she was driving to Ontario all the way from Minnesota to hang out with him for one day. Talk about crazy. She’s said that she loves him, would date him, and seems to be his Puma, which is basically a younger Cougar. She clearly has relationship issues and problems with emotional attachment…that’s the only legitimate reason we see why she would want to hang out with a guy multiple years younger than her so badly. She says she doesn’t get jealous that he hangs out with other girls, but we think she does! We bet she has the urge to take a nice long Puma piss around Ryan to mark him as her territory. Too bad that’s not happening. Sara needs to chill out and leave him alone. He’s 15, he’s going to make friends besides her, date girls his age, and enjoy being a teenager. It’s crazy for her to think that they can have any sort of legitimate relationship.

We think Sara just needs to focus on becoming a Playboy Bunny like she wants to. She takes the classiest pictures!

Looks like Sara has a pretty good start to us! We think Hugh Hefner would like her! If not, she could always become a stripper…and if worst comes to worst, maybe a prostitute? We hear sleezy Minnesota guys tip generously, especially on Tuesday nights. After all, when you’re Sara Balyeat, you undress to impress.



23 Responses to “Sara Balyeat: Playboy Bunny.”

  1. Haaaaa June 16, 2010 at 9:35 pm #


  2. mkg June 16, 2010 at 10:18 pm #

    That was the best thing I have ever read. Puma Piss, who ever you are, I love you. Hystericalllllll.

  3. Emily June 20, 2010 at 8:20 am #

    I have a photo of her flashing justin over ichat.

    • oliviaaaaaa June 21, 2010 at 5:23 am #

      emily, can you send it to me? i havent seen it yet and everyones talking about it :/

    • EMMA June 23, 2010 at 2:32 am #

      SHOW IT TO US!

    • eenvyxniicky from twittaa June 26, 2010 at 12:33 am #

      lmaao , where’s the picture ; if yu have aim mine is JUSSniickyx ? becaause i used to talk to that slut , 24|7 -______- ‘ &` that’s disgusting if she told me she so called , loved him and blah blah blah , but yuu flashin his bestfrieend , for waah reason ? prob to get a fakeass singing career bitch -_-` Pleaaase x/3.

  4. Jessica July 15, 2010 at 1:44 am #

    hahahahaha wow, shes seriously a fucking whore!

  5. Reagan July 17, 2010 at 4:41 am #

    She is dating Ryan now he even said it himself even though i just think she is a slut. but its his life and well im not going to judge it but they ARE dating.

  6. Ella July 17, 2010 at 7:40 am # here is the pic

  7. chloe. July 17, 2010 at 3:50 pm #

    lmfao. i love your stories, your way of writing is hysterical. puma piss. jheeze. i burst out laughing. your also right about how she is being a slut. dating a 15 year old boy. he doesn’t even know her properly. i think he needs to take some advice and take things a bit slower. after all.. his ‘hormones’ are flying around.i think its creepy, what does his parents think? i mean come on. there not exactly gonna think she’s a ray of sunshine when they see her previous track records.. e.g flashing, driving up all the way from where ever she lives JUST to see Ryan and hang out with a couple of other ‘friends’ and her own freaking MOTHER with her. jheeze.

  8. Jenna July 17, 2010 at 11:22 pm #

    if you guys hate her so much, you should follow @SaraSlutBalyeat for all the juicy info on her slutty ass.

  9. Kristina July 18, 2010 at 7:40 pm #


  10. So sad July 19, 2010 at 4:25 am #

    But justin asked her to do it so i don’t really like him that much.

  11. Tori Alexzander July 23, 2010 at 7:28 am #

    woooooow. wooo. SLUT

  12. emma July 25, 2010 at 6:55 am # heres the picture!

  13. Oslobeliebers August 10, 2010 at 5:27 am #

    yeah, she was on the news and shit in ameerica

  14. Fiona August 10, 2010 at 8:12 pm #

    look who’s being a naughty cougar. smh.

  15. swaglikebieber August 12, 2010 at 9:12 am #


  16. Madi August 15, 2010 at 7:38 pm #

    Hahaha I think I love you. Why is everyone defending her?! She deserves to be hated. Stupid whore. Thanks for saying what we all know everyone wanted to say but only you had the balls to. (:

  17. micheal jackson August 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm #

    sara did date justin’s friend. ryan butler and justin bieber are both douches

  18. pppp November 29, 2010 at 1:16 am #

    everyone needs to stop judging other people and live their own life…don’t worry what this girl or anyone else is doing. what’s it doing for ur life?

  19. julie February 6, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    lolololol ew dumb bitch, atleasssst she hasnnt been going for ryan, cus she wuldvee got knocked out… me

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