Nikkiisayshi? Nikkiisayslies.

17 Jun

Word on the street seems to be that Nikkii is full of it, and we believe it. What is she known for, you ask? Twitter relationships, horrid singing, and her “friendship” with Justin Bieber. She recently said that Twitter relationships were dumb and fake, yet she herself has been in one. Hypocritical much? But who cares about her cyber love life, we are quite entertained by her YouTube videos. They have a decent amount of views for a normal person who posts random videos, but we think they only have views because of the embarrassing nature of some of them. Our personal favorite was her first singing video, in which she sings off key and makes odd faces reminiscent of a horny orangutan.

Attractive, right? Somehow this chick Oovoo’s with Justin Bieber. Did you laugh out loud? Yeah, we did too.

She has “proof” of him with a boner while they were video chatting, and clearly from the angle of his elbow, whoever it is is facing forward, not sideways. Diagonal boners don’t exist (and it looks like a ‘diagonal boner’ since the guy is facing forward). Now, if he was actually sideways it would be more convincing. To top it off, if you’re ‘cool’ enough to chat with JB, why not take a screenshot of his face, too? That would back up your story, dear. But she didn’t, because she’s lying. Whoever stood for you to take that picture should be ashamed to stoop to the level of class (or lack thereof) that you posses. Get a life, and stop living an imaginary one through the internet.

So Nikkii, you’re not convincing anyone. Give up. By the way, porn stars tend to spell “Nikkii” the way you do. You might want to change that…or do you have a sex tape with JB that we should look out for screenshots of too? Work that boner Nikkii, work it.

Love&Light,
BH.

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8 Responses to “Nikkiisayshi? Nikkiisayslies.”

  1. haley June 17, 2010 at 2:18 am #

    haha why would he be in his boxers?

  2. bieberjuliettes June 17, 2010 at 4:20 am #

    so true!

  3. skeye June 17, 2010 at 10:11 am #

    omfg! shes a nut case! hahahahha i just watched the youtube video of her saying how she wanted to meet justin and wtf did the worm have to do with it? hahahahah and she showered, did her hair, and brushed her teeth just for him?!?!? shouldnt that be an everyday thing??? hahahhahahah she said she thinks thats dedication? so does that mean im dedicated because i shower, do my hair, and brush my teeth every single day? hahahaha wow.

  4. Abbie June 17, 2010 at 5:03 pm #

    I also love how she told everyone that justin diid drugs, to the point that sean kingston had to respond for justin. way to go nnnniiiiiikkkkkiiiii or however you spell it

  5. renee June 20, 2010 at 6:53 pm #

    LMFAO I LOVE YOUR BLOG SO SO MUCH! THIS SHIT IS BETTER THAN PEREZ HILTON!!

  6. :) June 22, 2010 at 7:50 pm #

    Not saying i believe all that,
    But he could be facing sideways and that’s his right elbow, if you get me?

  7. arissa July 15, 2010 at 6:31 am #

    lmfao. i love ur blog! funniest stuff ever

  8. candice crochet October 26, 2010 at 4:10 pm #

    justin biber is so hot

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