Word on the street seems to be that Nikkii is full of it, and we believe it. What is she known for, you ask? Twitter relationships, horrid singing, and her “friendship” with Justin Bieber. She recently said that Twitter relationships were dumb and fake, yet she herself has been in one. Hypocritical much? But who cares about her cyber love life, we are quite entertained by her YouTube videos. They have a decent amount of views for a normal person who posts random videos, but we think they only have views because of the embarrassing nature of some of them. Our personal favorite was her first singing video, in which she sings off key and makes odd faces reminiscent of a horny orangutan.
Attractive, right? Somehow this chick Oovoo’s with Justin Bieber. Did you laugh out loud? Yeah, we did too.
She has “proof” of him with a boner while they were video chatting, and clearly from the angle of his elbow, whoever it is is facing forward, not sideways. Diagonal boners don’t exist (and it looks like a ‘diagonal boner’ since the guy is facing forward). Now, if he was actually sideways it would be more convincing. To top it off, if you’re ‘cool’ enough to chat with JB, why not take a screenshot of his face, too? That would back up your story, dear. But she didn’t, because she’s lying. Whoever stood for you to take that picture should be ashamed to stoop to the level of class (or lack thereof) that you posses. Get a life, and stop living an imaginary one through the internet.
So Nikkii, you’re not convincing anyone. Give up. By the way, porn stars tend to spell “Nikkii” the way you do. You might want to change that…or do you have a sex tape with JB that we should look out for screenshots of too? Work that boner Nikkii, work it.