Brianne Long(Nose)

23 Jun

We think Brianne Long(Nose) got her last name from all the storytelling she does. Quite frankly, we’re all sick of her tweets to Justin, Ryan, Chaz, and Mitch with her little wink faces to them like she’s their best friends when we all know she’s not. All these girls who talk to Justin’s friends are disillusioned to think that their friendship will ever be more than acquaintances. Face it, you bombarded them on Twitter till they followed you, and you schmooze your way into their acquaintance. Get over yourself.

Remember how you said you were going to chill with Justin after the MMVA’s? Surprise, surprise, you didn’t. That’s because you’re not any of their real friends. Justin, Ryan, and Chaz are all about to go on tour, if you were their friend wouldn’t they want to spend time with you before they leave Canada to hit the road? Yes. But they didn’t give you the time of day. Sorry.

Oh, and remember how you tweeted about going to Ryan’s hockey game and meeting hot hockey guys? Surprise, surprise, no one cares. You were clearly a fan of Justin first who, like many other borderline below average girls on Twitter, figured out how to work your way into his “circle” for your own benefit. Too bad it’s not happening.

We’re over you exaggerating in tweets and we’re over your storytelling. Oh, and we’re over being berated on our formspring about how phony you are, so we just wanted to get this post out of the way. We bet this won’t change a thing for you though. It’s all good, it took Pinocchio a while to learn his lesson, too.



11 Responses to “Brianne Long(Nose)”

  1. anonymousbelieber June 23, 2010 at 2:13 am #

    ohmygashhh, this blog just became my favorite! The sense of humor ” surprise,surprise” hahaha @bieberheiress ur definitely the new perez hilton! Favorite! Imma pee in my pants!! :DD

    • jamiii June 23, 2010 at 2:31 am #

      ^^^ hahah i totallyyy agree! this is better thoughhh! ahah(:

  2. @ijamishawty June 23, 2010 at 2:18 am #

    girl who ever you are i legit wanna be your bestfriend! ahha i lovee the blogg! keep it goinggg!(:

  3. Yourrrlovah June 23, 2010 at 2:19 am #

    Aww she’s really nicee i love your other posts but she didnt deserve this

  4. ok. June 23, 2010 at 2:21 am #

    I definitely love your writing but a lot of your other blogs were longer. perhaps more research?

  5. yammmy June 23, 2010 at 4:21 am #

    whats her twitter? :p

  6. R June 24, 2010 at 11:55 pm #

    I think anyone who pretends to be friends with celebrities have some insecurities of their own. Anyone who is willing to commit their cyber lives to setting up a whole “celebrity friendship” world of their own has some serious issues. I give her some credit for stalking Ryan and going to his game, because I am sure she was not invited. Ryan can have any girl he wants, and sorry Brianne, but you’re nose is too awkward, long & flat and the abnormally large size of your eyes make you look like a horse. Yeah you may have “gawwjuss” eyes but you still look like a horse regardless. Try smoking a little marijuana, the squinty eye could be a good look for you, but daamn, anything better than bug eyes!

  7. Samantha Gee June 26, 2010 at 9:41 pm #

    sooo pree muc you can SMD
    OK ?
    ive known brianne since grade 1 , shes not a liar .
    she does know them ,
    && your a physchotid bitch .
    leave her alone .
    gosh i hate bloggers ,
    they have no life so they talk about other peoples .

    fuuuck you ,
    GTFO .

    kcool ?? peeaace .

    • bieberheiress June 26, 2010 at 10:33 pm #

      Yep, you’re REAL cool considering Brianne just said she liked our blog. Lmfao.

  8. Trevor July 13, 2010 at 3:20 am #

    Haha I know I am a little late but this blog is funny as sit! Of course Brianne liked it, she probably died laughing! Honestly though, I personally know Brianne and she is not waht you’re saying so your opinion means shit! People should listen to her personal friends instead of random, no life bloggers :p.. Have a nice life and thanks for posting, I just died laughing! Oh and you should stfu, just sayin’ 😉

  9. Fiona August 10, 2010 at 7:43 pm #

    hmm never heard of her, but then again I don’t roam twitter for stalkers…
    Anyway love the blog!

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