We think Brianne Long(Nose) got her last name from all the storytelling she does. Quite frankly, we’re all sick of her tweets to Justin, Ryan, Chaz, and Mitch with her little wink faces to them like she’s their best friends when we all know she’s not. All these girls who talk to Justin’s friends are disillusioned to think that their friendship will ever be more than acquaintances. Face it, you bombarded them on Twitter till they followed you, and you schmooze your way into their acquaintance. Get over yourself.
Remember how you said you were going to chill with Justin after the MMVA’s? Surprise, surprise, you didn’t. That’s because you’re not any of their real friends. Justin, Ryan, and Chaz are all about to go on tour, if you were their friend wouldn’t they want to spend time with you before they leave Canada to hit the road? Yes. But they didn’t give you the time of day. Sorry.
Oh, and remember how you tweeted about going to Ryan’s hockey game and meeting hot hockey guys? Surprise, surprise, no one cares. You were clearly a fan of Justin first who, like many other borderline below average girls on Twitter, figured out how to work your way into his “circle” for your own benefit. Too bad it’s not happening.
We’re over you exaggerating in tweets and we’re over your storytelling. Oh, and we’re over being berated on our formspring about how phony you are, so we just wanted to get this post out of the way. We bet this won’t change a thing for you though. It’s all good, it took Pinocchio a while to learn his lesson, too.