A Literal Jeanbug Overload.

24 Jun

Jean has taken her followers by storm, and quite frankly, we’re seasick. Her tweets are just too much. From whining about her life to making her life seem different than it actually is…and we’re overloaded.

Her tweets where she complains about her mother or being grounded are dandy, as we all get a little sick of our parents every now and then, and similarly, we all get in trouble too. But tweeting “her vagina smells like chicken” is weird. Who does that?! Is it some famous movie quote that we missed the memo on? If not, that’s just straight up gross. Instead of laughing at her tweets we cringe. She can quote that someone’s vagina smells like chicken and seem like a total creep, but she can’t quote “when it comes to condoms, put two on”? We listen to Asher Roth and so do many other people Jean, we know exactly where that song lyric is from. By not quoting the song are you deceiving people into think you do the horizontal tango purposely or accidentally? Either way, we know you haven’t been to dance class.

Oh, and how many times are you going to tweet that you have texting now? Your followers don’t care about that, your friends do. And you definitely don’t have 2,865 friends. When you get your unlimited texting privileges taken away again will you once again fall victim to being the subject of some of the most catastrophically unflattering pictures?

There’s not too much we can say about Jean other than she’s dysfunctional and obsessive…and maybe needs to find a little more time for her schoolwork and a little less time for her pointless tweets. Let’s be honest, right about now we’d all prefer a Jeanbug Underload.

Love&Light,
BH.

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7 Responses to “A Literal Jeanbug Overload.”

  1. anonymousbelieber June 24, 2010 at 10:35 pm #

    she’s ugly, lmao.

  2. xostephh June 24, 2010 at 11:20 pm #

    jean is the shit. she’s so funny hahaha I LAUGH AT ALL HER TWEETS SO STFU.

  3. Positivelypatty June 25, 2010 at 9:13 pm #

    Jean’s amazing and she’s hilarious. Don’t hate.

  4. BLAHHH June 28, 2010 at 9:37 pm #

    HAAAAAAAAAAAHAH. i was peeing in my pants at this….lmfao. some of her tweets are unnescessary…yet there funny. and sometimes she can be mean…but W.E. haha.

  5. (: June 29, 2010 at 6:41 pm #

    whats her twitter name?

  6. JustSayin`! July 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm #

    Does this Jeanbug girl and bridget know eachother ? That top pic of her is the same room as in that other blog “Earth To Bridget”

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