Who In The World Is Kelsey Horton?

1 Jul

We feel like we’re back in 5th grade playing “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego” instead of doing our math homework on a boring Thursday afternoon. Who is Kelsey Horton? Something’s fishy about her, and we know you all agree.

First off, there is a lot of drama over how old she is.  All of her friends on Twitter swear that she just turned 15, while someone else tells us that she’s actually 16 and going in to her sophomore year of high school. Hmm, something’s up, and we don’t know what, or who, to believe.

Her Twitter friends say she’s never flashed Ryan or Chaz, or anyone for that matter, while there’s allegedly a picture of her topless. We couldn’t discern her face for sure though, and we weren’t going to look at the picture long enough to try, so we’re not sure on that one. However, we hear that she’s sent Chaz dirty pictures and flashed Ryan. So much for that. On the positive side, she’s on her way to becoming a Playboy Bunny like she wants! And once she becomes a Playboy Bunny she can meet Miley Cyrus and turn her into a lesbian, since we hear Miles has a bit of a thing for girls too.

If you Google “Kelsey Horton” things will come up about her dating Justin Bieber and being from Ontario, when she’s actually only met Justin once, briefly, “hates” him, and is from Texas.

We also are overwhelmed by how blatantly she’s advertised how she drinks on her formspring. We’re sorry, but last time we checked, drinking when you’re 14 does not make you anything special, and neither does hanging out with people multiple years older than you. You don’t even have a driver’s permit, and you supposedly just finished “middle school”, yet you like to drink? We have a lot of fun too, and we’re not saying partying is bad at all, but when you’re 14, there’s other things you could, and should, be doing. Double-fisting before you even start high school is going to end you up nowhere quick, and more than likely in some compromising situations. Now, if you’re actually 16, that’s a little different. At least you’re not still practicing writing haiku’s in your 8th grade English class…but you just turned 15, right?

So is Kelsey a fun-loving 15 year old going into her freshman year of high school? Or is she a shady 16 year old who lied about her age to befriend Chaz? Which is it? You tell us. Good luck at becoming a Playboy Bunny Kelsey, and we hope you can hold your liquor. If you can’t, our advice to you is to just blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. That’s always a good excuse.



21 Responses to “Who In The World Is Kelsey Horton?”

  1. Meghan July 1, 2010 at 1:40 am #

    Kelsey going to be a freshman, in Texas. She’s a bitch but I laaaaahhhv her<3.

  2. someone July 1, 2010 at 1:59 am #

    people acts like ryan and chaz are famous. it really annoys me

    • Jbcrazy96 July 1, 2010 at 4:46 am #

      I agree with u

    • shiewhoop July 1, 2010 at 9:13 am #

      I know right! I agree

  3. anonymousbelieber July 1, 2010 at 2:18 am #

    i was literally waiting for yall’ to blog about her.

  4. Jaz July 1, 2010 at 10:26 am #

    She immediately fails at life by using the word “nigga”. You’re white, Kelsey. Not black.

    • Chelsea July 2, 2010 at 10:04 pm #

      im black and i dont even use “nigga”
      i was waiting for a post on her she’s a stupid bitch

    • priscills76257 August 12, 2010 at 5:44 am #

      you are like my hero. i hate kelsey horton with a burning passion, i got in a fight with her the other day cuz she was hating on biebrherris.com and she called me a bitch and we got into this huge fight, (i won) lol ! she ended up blocking me, cuz she didnt wanna look bad in front of her friends because i was like bitching her out. lol ! so she sent like her little puppets after me telling me that i shouldnt hate on kelsey a.k.a. regina george because “she always wins’. if blocking you, because you are dissing her and she doesnt know how to protect herself is called winning, then she must win alot. this chick is a bitch. that is all. 🙂

  5. Kate July 1, 2010 at 11:53 am #

    Seriously, are you guys trying to impersonate Gossip Girl or something?

  6. Jacky July 1, 2010 at 4:57 pm #

    Like seriously chaz , ryan , christian and caitlin are not famous just because they know justin doesn’t mean that they are famous they haven’t done anything to deserve the attention they get either, it is so weird that people are like “omg caitlin ur my biggest idol” etc like what has she done to deserve that..NOTHING..she is not famous neither are chaz , ryan and christian i’m not a hater i like them all just saying..

  7. kelsey July 2, 2010 at 1:41 am #

    awh, this was cute. and i would love too see that ‘topless’ picture y’all supposedly have of me. because i’m sure as hell it’s not me. but post it anyways, i would love to see it. i’m not going to bitch about it and say it’s ‘child porn’ or whatever the fuck it would be considered as. i just want too prove to everyone that’s it’s not me, because i’m getting shit about it.

  8. @nickiix July 2, 2010 at 2:29 am #

    You’re a fucking loser aren’t you. Your sooo jealous of kelsey. I never meet her nevermind talk to her but why the fuck would she have to lie and pretend she’s younger? And so what she drinks and partys. Its called having fun. And obviously you don’t know how. Oh, and she flashed Ryan and chaz right? Okay, so post a picture of it. No one believes you. You obviously don’t have as life either. And your lies aren’t even beliebable. Think before you write for the sake of all of us. Nevermind that, stop writting, for the sake of all of us.

    • bieberheiress July 2, 2010 at 6:36 am #

      YOU are a complete joke for using the word “beliebable”. If that is douchey we don’t know what is…

  9. Rachel July 2, 2010 at 4:57 am #

    wow wat a great image for us Texas girls I can promise u we r not like that and most of us lie JBiebz

  10. ria July 2, 2010 at 9:41 pm #

    you guys are stupid. im the blog she said “allegdly” and “heard” so it wasnt proven they never it was for sure her so calm the fuck down,

    • bieberheiress July 2, 2010 at 10:06 pm #

      EXACTLY. Everyone needs to chill their hormones. Lmao

  11. Claudia July 3, 2010 at 10:11 am #

    Kelsey seems so annoying and fake.

  12. caaaitlin July 5, 2010 at 7:11 am #

    um okay no, you dont know kelsey at ALL so dont even talk shit about her. shes amazing and i love her to death.
    stop trying to be gossip girl.


  13. sarah July 15, 2010 at 2:14 am #

    why did you waste your time blogging about her? she’s probably the most realistic person on twitter?! and it’s none of your bisness what she did with Ryan and Chaz! Get a life!

  14. McKenzee July 15, 2010 at 2:57 am #

    Phahaha! If you have googled or looked up Kelsey on YouTube then you’ll know she’s my bestfriend. We’re 14, going to be freshman. And yes, we do drink on occasion. If you’re going to say you’ve done it then don’t make such a big deal about it. I’ve seen her talk to Chaz before. She’s definately not the type to send pictures to someone all the way in Canada, much less flash a dousche like Ryan. Who the hell are you to judge her for ‘aspiring’ to be a playboy bunny, or liking Miley Cyrus? Who the hell are you to even post a blog about her Ms. Gossip Girl? 1. If you’re going to have a successful blogging site then do a little more research than looking up someone on google. 2. Try to be original, you’re not going to get far if your signiture is a cheesy imitation.

    Hate&darkness 🙂

  15. @nickiix1 July 15, 2010 at 3:00 am #

    lmfao. your a ‘belieber’ not me.

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