So who remembers when Kiersey was devastated one afternoon earlier this year to realize that someone had hacked into her Skype, “spread lies”, and ruined her “relationships with certain people”? We do, and we think we know why.
Kiersey was playing a big game. To her followers, their date when he came to L.A. was just going to be them hanging out and chilling, and he wasn’t anything special to her. To Justin, she was anticipating their date and where he was going to take her. It felt like she always had to name drop though, on Twitter and on YouTube. In her jerking video that she made for Ryan she said in the description: “Yes, Justin Bieber did see this & he said he’s convinced I was drunk when I made this, but I promise I wasn’t. Haha.” Um, okay, first off, we don’t really care if Justin saw it. He saw it, WOW. That means that if we watch the video we have some kind of cosmic connection to him! NO. We don’t care. And we also don’t care if he thought you were drunk, because we already know you weren’t. Your thoughts are just idiotic and your voice is just annoying and high-pitched like that. No big deal.
Personally, even though it may not seem like it, we couldn’t care less about Kiersey. She’s horribly annoying, hypocritical, and untalented, at least in our eyes. (We just think she needs to be called out.) But what we do find annoying is the fact that she tries to put on an act in every aspect of her life. An act that she wasn’t a fan of Justin, and an act that she’s so religious and on the “narrow way”. (Too bad she sucks at acting when it actually counts.) Kiersey, remember how when the rumors were going around about what supposedly happened with you and Justin on your date you said that it didn’t happen and you said you’d never do something like that? We remember it, and your Puritanical act is old. Don’t act like you’re Jesus’ bestfriend. We also clearly remember how you tweeted Julian after your date saying that he was mad because he “couldn’t get that tussy.” We’re not stupid Kiersey; a 4th grader could’ve figured out what that meant. Jesus wouldn’t tweet about not being able to “get that tussy”, he’d tweet “thou art a sinner and should go to Church.”
Similarly, stop using God as your defense for everything. All too often people on Twitter want to say “what you’re doing is wrong in God’s eyes” to people, and “Godbless” after “politely” (AKA stupidly) insulting someone. Newsflash: “let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.” (Yeah, we know our Bible verses). We’re pretty sure you have sinned before, actually, we know you have sinned before, so we don’t think you should be condemning anyone elses actions in the name of what God wants. No one wants life lessons from a girl who’s the same age and has probably made all the same mistakes. It’s hypocritical. You’re not Mother Theresa, so shut up.
We all know she was a fan of Justin, even though she tries to deny it. Her very first video that was favorited on her YouTube account is Justin’s mashup of “Heartless” and “Successful” that he uploaded last August. So was she just trying to put on a facade to her followers that she was really chill about hanging with Justin and it was no big deal? If so, she didn’t fool us. What’s the big deal of admitting that you were a fan first? Not every fan is freakishly obsessive or “in love” with Justin. A fan supports a person’s music, which you clearly did, some teenies are just oddly obsessed. So you’re whole “I’m not really a fan of Justin” act was BS the whole time, and we knew it.
But say, just to play the other side, that she really didn’t care about their date and just acted excited for Justin? Like we said, she does have a way of being really nice to people in the business…too bad that won’t buy her any talent.
Either way it doesn’t matter because she blew it all, and ruined her chances with him, simply stated.
Oh, and Kiersey, how’d it feel to be blocked by Justin on Twitter? You went from Skype calls to being blocked on Twitter rather quickly. We found that pretty freaking hilarious.