Kiersey Clemons: Miss Ridiculous.

2 Jul

So who remembers when Kiersey was devastated one afternoon earlier this year to realize that someone had hacked into her Skype, “spread lies”, and ruined her “relationships with certain people”? We do, and we think we know why.

Kiersey was playing a big game. To her followers, their date when he came to L.A. was just going to be them hanging out and chilling, and he wasn’t anything special to her. To Justin, she was anticipating their date and where he was going to take her. It felt like she always had to name drop though, on Twitter and on YouTube. In her jerking video that she made for Ryan she said in the description: “Yes, Justin Bieber did see this & he said he’s convinced I was drunk when I made this, but I promise I wasn’t. Haha.” Um, okay, first off, we don’t really care if Justin saw it. He saw it, WOW. That means that if we watch the video we have some kind of cosmic connection to him! NO. We don’t care. And we also don’t care if he thought you were drunk, because we already know you weren’t. Your thoughts are just idiotic and your voice is just annoying and high-pitched like that. No big deal.

Personally, even though it may not seem like it, we couldn’t care less about Kiersey. She’s horribly annoying, hypocritical, and untalented, at least in our eyes. (We just think she needs to be called out.) But what we do find annoying is the fact that she tries to put on an act in every aspect of her life. An act that she wasn’t a fan of Justin, and an act that she’s so religious and on the “narrow way”. (Too bad she sucks at acting when it actually counts.) Kiersey, remember how when the rumors were going around about what supposedly happened with you and Justin on your date you said that it didn’t happen and you said you’d never do something like that? We remember it, and your Puritanical act is old. Don’t act like you’re Jesus’ bestfriend. We also clearly remember how you tweeted Julian after your date saying that he was mad because he “couldn’t get that tussy.” We’re not stupid Kiersey; a 4th grader could’ve figured out what that meant. Jesus wouldn’t tweet about not being able to “get that tussy”, he’d tweet “thou art a sinner and should go to Church.”

Similarly, stop using God as your defense for everything. All too often people on Twitter want to say “what you’re doing is wrong in God’s eyes” to people, and “Godbless” after “politely” (AKA stupidly) insulting someone. Newsflash: “let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.” (Yeah, we know our Bible verses). We’re pretty sure you have sinned before, actually, we know you have sinned before, so we don’t think you should be condemning anyone elses actions in the name of what God wants. No one wants life lessons from a girl who’s the same age and has probably made all the same mistakes. It’s hypocritical. You’re not Mother Theresa, so shut up.

We all know she was a fan of Justin, even though she tries to deny it. Her very first video that was favorited on her YouTube account is Justin’s mashup of “Heartless” and “Successful” that he uploaded last August. So was she just trying to put on a facade to her followers that she was really chill about hanging with Justin and it was no big deal? If so, she didn’t fool us. What’s the big deal of admitting that you were a fan first? Not every fan is freakishly obsessive or “in love” with Justin. A fan supports a person’s music, which you clearly did, some teenies are just oddly obsessed. So you’re whole “I’m not really a fan of Justin” act was BS the whole time, and we knew it.

But say, just to play the other side, that she really didn’t care about their date and just acted excited for Justin? Like we said, she does have a way of being really nice to people in the business…too bad that won’t buy her any talent.

Either way it doesn’t matter because she blew it all, and ruined her chances with him, simply stated.

Oh, and Kiersey, how’d it feel to be blocked by Justin on Twitter? You went from Skype calls to being blocked on Twitter rather quickly. We found that pretty freaking hilarious.



24 Responses to “Kiersey Clemons: Miss Ridiculous.”

  1. LAWWWLLLZZ July 2, 2010 at 8:27 pm #

    “You went from Skype calls to being blocked on Twitter rather quickly. We found that pretty freaking hilarious.”
    quote of the day by farrrrr ā¤
    love you guys.

  2. LMFAOO. July 2, 2010 at 8:34 pm #

    Thank you! Someone needed to speak up about her. She knows she’s in love with Justin & shes just retarded for trying to cover it up. She may be pretty, and she may have connections, but the one thing she doesnt have is a CLUE. And Justin blocked her on Twitter? HAHAHAHAH, epic.

  3. Anonymus July 2, 2010 at 8:44 pm #

    OMG he blocked her on Twitter! LMFAO How did you find out?!?!?!

  4. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO July 2, 2010 at 8:46 pm #

    is she still blocked?

  5. Candice July 2, 2010 at 9:12 pm #

    I dont understand that!….

  6. OMB July 2, 2010 at 9:22 pm #

    hahahaahahahaa LMFAOOO she got blocked, what a douche!

  7. dannixBIEBER July 2, 2010 at 10:07 pm #

    get that tussy?
    omg, shes retarded.
    wait, what was the rumor that was going around about what they did on the date?

  8. candace July 2, 2010 at 10:08 pm #

    she is not blocked anymore but its true!!!!

  9. rosh July 2, 2010 at 10:40 pm #

    wait can someone tell me what she did? after the skype calls to getting blocked?

    • - July 3, 2010 at 12:47 am #

      she made up rumors about there date. theres a previous blog about it.

  10. Lisa July 2, 2010 at 11:16 pm #

    Yeah why justin blocked her ? i dont get it haha :/

  11. lalalalucy July 3, 2010 at 1:02 am #

    I find it really annoying how she thinks she can actually sing she sound like a small wounded animal!

  12. Tess July 3, 2010 at 2:57 am #

    I know you’re reading this, BieberHeiress, so please answer? What was the blog on Justin (that got deleted) about? Many people were tweeting about it, and I completley missed it.

  13. Rachel July 3, 2010 at 5:17 am #

    Haha she got blocked!?!

  14. HAHAHAHA July 3, 2010 at 5:17 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. he blocked her on twitter HAHAHAHAHAHA I’M DYING. THAT IS SO GREAT. I love him hahaha.

  15. Alina July 3, 2010 at 12:23 pm #

    LMFAOOOOOOOOO this is soooooooo friken hysterical!!! like i just can’t!
    omg thank u for makin my morning..i wake up to this=D THANKS!!<3

  16. BHLover July 3, 2010 at 2:32 pm #

    wow justin really blocked her on twitter ?! how do u know ? hahaa he must really dislike her šŸ˜‰

  17. emily July 3, 2010 at 4:09 pm #

    haha fianlly. she cant sing. sipmle as that. shes pretty, yeah. soo. AND on one of her twitpics last summer or whenever she got twitter before she had alt of followers, there was a picture of justin and the caption was “my new obsession” she deleted it. she was definately a fan, lmao.

  18. funnystuff July 5, 2010 at 5:03 am #


  19. michelle July 5, 2010 at 7:02 am #

    she’s stuck up. she went to labuyout annd was texting justin. she acted as if she didnt care. but why was she there if she didnt care. she was eagerly waiting. and if she ACTUALLY knew him, why would you go to a buyout in hopes of meeting him. smh

  20. LMAO July 5, 2010 at 7:52 am #

    I’m not really a skype user, I’m just wondering why it takes them so long to reply to eachother?

  21. gdubs September 3, 2010 at 5:10 pm #

    Btw he didnt block her

  22. F U C K Y O U. December 30, 2010 at 11:03 am #

    Did you really just waste all your time writing a hate blog about her? Is that how pathetic you are? It doesn’t make you look cool or anything. It makes you look like a pathetic dip crack. I didn’t even read to the third paragraph until I started to write this. One of my best friends sister is Kiersey, and She is a NICE girl. She’s VERY kind, and you have NO reason to hate, besides the fact that she’s actually DOING SOMETHING IN HER LIFE, instead of sitting on her lazy ass (LIKE YOU) and typing up stupid HATE BLOGS.
    So goodbye, fucker.

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