Apparently, Sara Balyeat has many loves: Ryan Butler, taking pictures with little to no clothes on, tattoos, piercings, letting her roots show, Chaz Somers, and talking to herself. The last two loves that we listed are related in this case, considering Sara, who is friends with Chaz on Facebook, seems to have rather one-sided conversations with herself.
We find this whole situation laughable. In months, Chaz has only replied to her once, and that’s to write a simple “nope wont be here” after she asked if he’d be in town when he came to visit. No comments on how he was bummed that he couldn’t see her or hopes she still has a good trip, he simply makes it very clear that he won’t be in town. (Everyone can breath a sigh of relief now, including Chaz.) When she responds “wow lame lame lame : (“, as usual, Chaz didn’t respond. Hey Sara, maybe it’s because he doesn’t think it’s a bummer at all! He probably ran outside and kissed his nice Canadian lawn, happy that he escaped the grasp of the Balyeat monster, once again.
We believe that Sara needs to give up on this whole thing. She’s good for iBoning, and that’s about it. They don’t want to be her friend, she’s just good for a nice laugh or two. Sorry to break the news to you, Sara Tussy. Oh wait, that’s just what Justin has your named saved as on iChat. If it wasn’t for your Twitter username, he probably wouldn’t even know your real last name, Miss Balyeat.