A lot of you guys live for Justin’s “flirty tweets” and die when he hasn’t done one in a while. We’re baffled, as are a number of more sane fans, as to why his cheesy Twitter flirting means anything to you. He used to do flirty tweets because the major population of his followers are females, specifically teenage girls, and it was a way to catch girls’ attention. However, he’s slowed down on the flirty tweets, and that’s fine by us. Do you guys realize that spamming him asking for a “flirty tweet” is just weird? First off, you can’t force someone to be “flirty”. It’s based on personality and emotion, and if he doesn’t feel like being flirty, he’s not obligated to. He’s obligated to make music, not tweet cheesy lines that make every 14 year old girl from Maine to Oklahoma swoon.
What is it about his flirty tweets that excites you guys so much? We don’t get why a simple tweet addressed to 3 million people makes you feel anymore fulfilled or special. Newsflash: he still doesn’t know who you are! So when he tweets “goodnight ladies… ; )”, he’s not secretly thinking about Jessica, the 15 year old from New Hampshire. As harsh as it may sound, that’s the truth. Are your hormones that raging that you feel oddly relieved and satisfied when he tweets? Do you need more testosterone in your life? Sorry, that sounds like a problem you would ask about in health class, but if hormones are the problem we suggest you get off Twitter and head out to meet some guys in the Real World.
Think about it this way: wouldn’t you find it creepy if one of your followers, a random 16 year old creeper, tweeted you saying “Hey Maddie, I miss your flirty tweets!”? Um, yes. Internet flirting with people you don’t know is just awkward. Give Justin a break, you’re not getting anything from his flirty tweets.
As for the tweet he “deleted” from two nights ago, he didn’t delete it, Twitter’s feed has been acting up lately and not showing tweets. But here it is:
As for the people who enjoyed that flirty tweet but said that he was implying that non-California girls were “ugly”, relax. When you read that much into 140 characters (or less) on a social networking site you’re a social fail. He’s not implying that any one of you are ugly, he was simply commenting on the fact, whether he really thought it was true or not, that the crowd in L.A. was beautiful last night. Like we said, if that much of your confidence rides on Justin Bieber’s tweets, you seriously have some issues, and we’re not saying that just to be sarcastic.
So to those of you constantly begging him to tweet flirty things: STOP. It doesn’t accomplish anything, and it just guilt trips him into thinking he’s not pleasing you guys enough. (Don’t read into that last sentence.) And to those of you who are jealous of the “fine, fresh, fierce” California girls that “got it on lock”, you should be appreciative he even tweets those ridiculous flirty tweets at all. If you want him to tweet about all of you guys we could put in a request that he should just be blunt like Young Money and say “I wish I could f#ck every girl in the world.” But then again, some of you guys would have a problem with that tweet too.